i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
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i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
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my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
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what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
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